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祝福你们三八节快乐，这个博客太慢了，不要不舍得，放弃才能获得，正如手中沙，越攥越少，放弃到获得。来新浪吧，我在等候大家呢。红茶，快来噢。明月心来噢。

红茶相伴，你好。没想到你能来作客。我也无奈哦，不过唐朝国庆常来看看朋友的。

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A common element

It is one of the four most common elements in our bodies. It is the most common element in the crust[外壳] of the earth. Water is made up partly of it. So is sugar. Fires will not burn without it. It is a colorless gas. Do you know what it is?
You are sure to know that the answer is oxygen. It is the best “jointer” of all the elements. But not all the oxygen in the world is in compounds[化合物]. In the air, a great deal of oxygen is not joined with any other element.
It is a very good thing that there is a great deal of oxygen in the air, for what we need to breathe is oxygen. All other animals need it too. So do plants.
There is no easy way of separating oxygen from the rest of the air around us. It is much easier to get it from one of its compounds.
In oxygen, fires burn much better than in air. In a bottle of oxygen a candle[碳] will burn much faster than usual. And the flame will be much brighter.
High above the earth there is less air and therefore[虽然] less oxygen.
That is why aviators[宇航员], going high above the earth, carry oxygen bags with them. When people are very ill, they are often given extra[额外的] oxygen to breathe. It is a great help some of the compounds and mixtures it is hidden in.
From what has been said above, it can be seen that a common element like oxygen is indispensable[必不可少] to living things.

Air material

The air pushes up and down and sideways. We call this push “air pressure”.
Scientists often need to know what the air pressure is. To find it out they use barometers[气压表]. “Barometer” means “pressure measure[测量]”.
If you have a barometer it will tell you what the weather is going to be. Scientists have found out that when the air pressure is getting weather is likely to be clear. Barometers are the weather-man’s most important instruments[仪器].
There is another very common use of barometers. The higher you go above the surface of the earth, the less the air pressure is. There is less and less air above you to do the pushing. Mountain climbers often carry barometers to tell them how high they have climbed. Aviators always have barometers in their planes to tell them how high in the air they are.

The world’s first compass

That the world’s first compass was invented by the Chinese people is a well-known historical fact.
Many centuries ago, the people of China made the discovery that natural magnets have attracting properties[性质] and that a freely suspended[悬挂] magnetized bar always points north and south. Thus they found that such an instrument[仪器] could be used for the purpose of determining[决定] direction..
It was recorded in ancient books that the earliest compass was shaped like a spoon and mounted [安置]on a graduated plate. About the end of the eleventh century the Chinese people used the compass in navigation. In the twelfth century a compass of the floating-needle type came into use. It was recorded that this early sea-going compass was in use on Chinese ships up to the seventeenth century.
From the Chinese the Arabs learned to make compasses and to use them in navigation. The Arabs in turn introduced the compass to Europe. In the bands of the Chinese, Arabs and Europeans, the great invention of the ancient Chinese was further developed. That is how the compass finally reached its present[相当] perfection.

Magnets

Do you know what magents do? Magnets pick up things made of iron or steel.
The ends of a magnet are called poles. It has been proved[证明] by experiment that one end of the magnet always points to hte north and is called the "N" pole. The other end always to the south and is called the "S" pole.
if the N pole of one magnet is held toward the N pole of another, the magents will push away from each other. If the N pole of one magnet is held toward the S pole fo another, the magnets will pull together.
This is why one magnet will sometimes pick up another magnet and why sometimes it will not.
You may wonder why the magnet’s poles point north and south. the fact that the carth has two magectic poles tells us the reason. The two poles of the earth attract the poles of all magnets.

Evaporation [蒸发]

Liquids evaporate at all temperatures. But heating speeds up evaporation. The hotter a liquid is, the faster it evaporates. The colder a liquid is, the slower it evaporates. Different liquids have different rates[率] of evaporation. Gasoline evaporates faster than water, yet water does not evaporate so slowly as oil.

When water and most other liquids are heated, they boil. That is, some of the heated liquid changes to a vapour[蒸汽]. In a container[容器] open to the air, a liquid cannot be heated hotter than its boiling point. If you increase the heat under boiling water, the water boils faster. But the temperature of the water stays the same.

The sun, the moon and the stars

The sun looks like a shiny gold plate, but it is really a big ball. It is always glowing[发热]. Its flames[火焰] are very much hotter and bigger than any fire on earth. The sun has a family. It is the biggest member in the family.
The moon is a ball, too, like the sun and the earth. Sometimes it looks as round as a plate, sometimes it looks like half a plate, or like a thin slice of yellow melon. But whether you can see all of it or not, the moon is always round. Part of it is dark because it is always turned away from the sun. The moon has no light of its own. Moonlight is only sunlight shining on the moon.
The moon is much smaller than the sun, even smaller than the stars. As the moon is nearer to us, it looks bigger. All day the stars in the sky, but the light from the sun are so bright that you cannot see them. Stars look as tiny[渺小] as pin-heads[针头], but some are even bigger than the sun. The sun looks big because it is closer than the other stars. The farther away a thing is, the smaller it looks, even if it is really very big.

Gravity[重力]

If the earth is a ball, why don’t we fall off? The reason is rather simple. It is because of gravity.
Gravity is a strange force. When you slip on something, you never go up into the air, but instead, you always fall down to the ground.
Things fall to the earth because the earth pulls them to it just as a magent[磁铁] pulls needles. The attraction of the earth for all bodies is called gravity.
You may throw a ball into the air, and if you are very strong it will go up high. But it won’t stay there all the time. As gravity pulls it, it falls right back to the earth again. So gravity always keeps everything on earth.
Because of gravity, water flows on the earth’s surface. With gravity, we can walk, run and do lots of other things. Just as, we need air for life, so we need gravity for work.

Gravity and Spaceships

Even if you are a good high-jumper, you can jump only about seven feet off the ground. You cannot jump any higher because the earth pulls you hard. The pull of the earth is called gravity.
Since there is gravity, water runs downhill. When you throw a ball off the earth as it whirls[旋转 ]around.
You can easily find out the pull of the earth. If you weigh yourself, you will know how much gravity is pulling you.
Then, can we get away from the earth and go far out into space? Now, you can do it, because spaceships have been invented. The space-ship will go to fast that it can escape the earth’s gravity and carry you into space.

人民教育出版社 1978年

美国FBI考题（爆晕）

第一题 企鹅肉

问：一个女孩有一天给一个男孩做了一道菜。男孩吃完了，但是觉得味道怪。于是他问那女孩：这是什么肉啊？女孩说：这是企鹅肉。男孩沉思了一会儿……痛哭了起来，自杀了。为什么？

答：男孩和朋友两人去南极探险。 食物丢失。男孩没有进食昏迷了，朋友给他吃肉。男孩问朋友什么肉？朋友说企鹅肉。其实是朋友把自己腿上的肉割下来给他吃了，朋友死了。他活了下来，这次他终于吃到了真的企鹅，味道当然不同！


第二题 跳火车

问：一个人坐火车去邻镇看病，看完之後病全好了。回来的路上火车经过一个隧道，这个人就跳车自杀了。为什么？

答：他是盲人。去治眼睛的。去时因为瞎。不晓得经过隧道的。 好了后坐火车回来进隧道时忽然又黑了。以为眼睛又瞎了。所以自杀了


第三题 水草

问：有个男孩跟他女友去河边散步。突然他的女友掉进河里了，那个男孩就急忙跳到水里去找，可没找到他的女友，他伤心的离开了这里。过了几年，他故地重游，这时看到有个老人在钓鱼，可那老人钓上来的鱼身上没有水草，他就问那老人为什么鱼身上没有沾到一点水草，那老人说：这河从没有长过水草。说到这时，那男孩突然跳到水里自杀了。为什么？

答：在河里捞女朋友的时候他脚猜到了女朋友的头发。把他脚掺住了。他以为是水草。用力踩了下后逃离了，其实就是他害死女朋友的。


第四题 葬礼的故事

问：有母女三人，母亲死了，姐妹俩去参加葬礼。妹妹在葬礼上遇见了一个很帅的男子并一见倾心。但是葬礼後那个男子就不见了，妹妹怎么找也找不到他。后来过了一个月，妹妹把姐姐杀了。为什么？

答：这样的话就能再办一次葬礼了，就可以见到那个帅哥。


第五题 半根火

问：有一个人在沙漠中，头朝下死了，身边散落著几个行李箱子，而这个人手里紧抓著半个火柴。这个人是怎么死的？

答：几个人坐热气球想过沙漠，但气球漏气。落到沙漠上他们肯定死，于是就开始扔行李减重量，但气球还是浮不起来，没办法，只好通过抽签的方式来让一个人跳下去。于是他们抽火柴棍。谁抽到短的那一根谁就跳下去。呵呵，那个人命太衰。


第六题 满地木屑

问：马戏团里有两个侏儒，瞎侏儒比另一个侏儒矮。马戏团只需要一个侏儒，马戏团的侏儒当然是越矮越好了。两个侏儒决定比谁的个子矮，个子高的就去自杀。可是，在约定比个子的前一天，瞎侏儒，也就是那个矮的侏儒已经在家里自杀死了。在他的家里只发现木头做的家具和满地的木屑。他为什么自杀？

答：另外一个侏儒乘他不在家把他家的家具全锯矮了。那个瞎子起床后摸家具发现家具变矮了。以为自己长高了。没办法生存就自杀了。


第七题 夜半敲门

问：一个人住在山顶的小屋里，半夜听见有敲门的，他打开门却没有人，于是去睡了。等了一会又有敲门声，去开门，还是没人。第二天，有人在山脚下发现死屍一具，警察来把山顶的那人带走了。为什么？

答：他家的门是向外开的。遇难者敲门。第一次遇难者好不容易爬上来，等他再开门，就把那个人推到山下去了。

第一次看到下面的这个帖子，挺有意思。后来就忘记了，刚才去了其他的博客溜达，我气疯了，人家做的那叫一个漂亮。有个女的，上海的，做的博客真小资。图片咖啡色，先来一个特古典的大门，然后窗帘。个人简介里全是什么钢琴，维也纳，大卫等等。我一下子想起了这篇文章，还好，终于在网上找到了。

小 资，就是巴黎；
无厘头，就是周星驰。

小 资，就是说话间要加几个英文单词；
无厘头，就是说话间不仅要加几个英文单词，还要把英文单词用中文字给念出来，俺的死蛋？

小 资，就是拿出整整一个月薪水买件名牌服装；
无厘头，就是在自己每件衣服上都要用圆珠笔画个Nike的钩儿。

小 资，就是喜欢珍藏经典的DVD，喜欢看美片，而且只看英文原声的，绝不看中文配音的；
无厘头，就是喜欢珍藏周星驰的喜剧，而且只看粤语原声的，要不就是石斑鱼配音的。

小 资，就是约几个朋友泡洋快餐店，要是自己的话宁可吃5块一盒的盒饭；
无厘头，就是自己拿个饭碗和要饭的坐在一起，和他比比看谁挣的钱多。

小 资，就是到请朋友吃饭前先去打探“工薪消费”到底有多少工薪；
无厘头，就是在饭店订个包间，再一个人去只点一盘花生米。

小 资，就是并不是大款还要摆出大款的谱儿；
无厘头，就是要在穿T恤衫的时候扎领带，或在套西服的时候穿球鞋。

小 资，就是明明贵得离谱的东西说起来还非要在前面加个“才”(才××块)；
无厘头，就是当众对着卖黄瓜的小贩高呼：哇，黑心的 奸 商！你 抢 劫 啊？

小 资，就是即使住在火柴盒一样的公房里也要说那是一处地处闹市的小公寓房；
无厘头，就是进了茅房，也要说“嗯——香喷喷，好吃看得见！”

小 资，就是用五月花餐巾纸，或者用有绣花边的、绣有自己名字缩写的手绢；
无厘头，就是去餐厅对服务生说：小姐，再给我多拿点儿 卫 生 巾 来。

小 资，就是即使《挪威的森林》(Norwegian Wood)看不懂，但也要当成最愿意谈论的话题；
无厘头，就是疯狂痴迷《大话西游》，把台词倒背如流，听见了别人说的话要说收到。

　　小 资，就是台湾腔：“为省馍会酱紫内？”；
无厘头，就是用石斑鱼的腔调：“给个理由先！”

舍不得删除的短信



2005/10/15 21：12 妇联的赵丽丽来短信

笑话，是快乐的起点，
假话，是美丽的谎言。
闲话，是生活的体验，
情话，是爱情的贡献。


2005/11/21 14；49 出版社的钱萍萍来短信

先恋爱再做爱，使纯情的一代；
先做爱在恋爱，是时代的表率；
只做爱不恋爱，是每人的期待；
只恋爱不走爱，狗日的是变态。


2005/09/21 110；40 统计局的孙兰兰来短信

据权威机构统计：二十年前的男人做完爱，2%喝水，3%抽烟，另外95%翻身睡觉。现在的男人做完爱，2%睡觉，3%抽烟，另外95%穿衣服回家。


2005/11/21 14；49 外交部的李湘湘来的短信

李敖说：大陆是一个大男人台湾就像一睾丸，很重要也很敏感！于是台湾就误以为自己了不得，殊不知，想不想、干不干、怎么干，还是大陆说了算。


2005/09/08 22；49 房改办公室的周花花来短信

上阶段我国三大改革要点评述：房改已把钱包掏空，教改快把爹妈逼疯，医改能把活人送终。


2005/08/01 09；22 电信局的吴潇潇来短信

老婆好似有线电话，又稳当又经济，但就是不能带出门。
小姐就像移动电话，方便时方便，但花费太贵。
情人有如小灵通，好使又便宜，但就是常常不在服务区。


2005/07/06 16；22 政治部主任郑囡囡来短信

什么叫政治？黑呗！
什么叫权利？整呗！
什么叫升官？送呗！
什么叫学问？抄呗！
什么叫本事？吹呗！
什么叫沟通？醉呗！
什么叫潇洒？不回家呗！


2005/06/01 08；08 下乡体察民情的王燕燕来短信

当我狠下心扭头离去的那一刻，你在我身后无力的哭泣和撕心裂肺的痛楚，让我霎那间明白，我是多么的爱你，我猛地转身哭着把你抱紧，喊：“这猪我不卖了。”


2005/05/19 10；00 夜总会的冯娟娟来短信

现代男人的一天：
上班工作，是想来想去，
下班电话，是约来约去，
晚上吃饭，是眉来眼去，
饭后唱歌，是摸来摸去，
夜里桑拿，是翻来覆去，
晚上回家，是骗来骗去。


2005/04/28 11；36 药店的陈娜娜来短信

见到你我就心跳，我已无可救药，你在身边我才安心睡觉，想你梦里都笑，除了你我谁都不要，你是否感动得眼泪直掉，其实我说的是钞票。


2005/03/26 18；00 上大学哲学系的楚云云来短信

学问之美，在于使人一头雾水，
诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨
女人之美，在于妩媚的无怨无悔，
男人之美，在于说谎说的完美。

应隔离室

“应隔离室”的意识英文。可我的输入法，就跳出这几个字来，我晕！成就是它了，这是一篇青春校园小说的名字，小说我们读，感觉太嫩了点儿。你想，老师给小学生批作文，那还不拿出一堆错误来。我学英文学了好多年了，可总是不过关，真让我失望。也许中国人学习英文总是研究英文，而不是作为工具来使用的。我曾经强调，什么央视啊，北广传媒呀，都来一个专门的英文节目，把那些英文原版的电影广播剧什么的，都播出来，完了回头再把英文定为第二官方语言，满大街的广告牌匾的什么，都来个英文注释，那学习英文的劲头多见效果呢。后来一想，也不好，有点假洋鬼子的嫌疑。我们中国人毕竟有母语，而且是灿烂的母语，出过很多经典文章的语言，而且是一直沿用了几千年的文字。据说，联合国各国的译文，不用看，最薄的那本肯定是中文。我的天，看到了么，中文是什么，就是用最少的字，传递做多的信息。
“我又要学英文了。”说着句话的是新浪的女博客——徐静蕾在博文里写得一句话。好多粉丝跟贴，什么徐姐姐长，徐姐姐短的，哇塞，绝对热闹哦。最有意思的是个哥们儿，居然说，来看看徐姐姐，因为他爱她，最后的留言是，“请来我的网址来看看我。”我顺着给姐姐的地址，去看看。本来人家是给姐姐看的，没想到我这个哥哥到去看了，广告做得很好噢。
我也想做过广告，这样做：一个深夜，一条公路上很黑，汽车的灯光达到墙上，墙上出现了一个画面，一对情侣浮出水面，那位司机的耳朵里传来画外音，一句他听不懂的外语。那司机无奈摇头，汽车转弯了，灯光也没了，然后一行大字——友情提示，跟我学英文。跟着是一声车掉沟里的画外音。意思是不学好外语，连提示都听不懂，如果那司机会一门外语，他的车不用掉沟里，哈哈，专利。
我家里有一本书，黑色封皮，很窄的袖珍书。是昭和十五年的《汉和字典》，是我从中国书店掏来了，当个新鲜来看。今天看到可爱淘的报道，说可爱淘在韩国根本没有一点人气，可在大陆，却一下子迷倒几亿学生。文化是需要相互碰撞的。中国的一些作家的文字，不是也红杏出墙了么？

唐朝国庆
05/11/21

博起不是男人的专利

最近时常联系的那帮同学，突然都消失了，是不是失散多年以后，再见面的那份情感，突然变得轻描淡写了？不行，这帮人也太不够意思了，还得看看他们去，当然是在网络上的同学录上碰面的。
以前在联众（www.ourgame.com）玩论坛，现在到这里作博客。网络真好，只要会写字，都可以来交流。还有一部分写得好的，那叫文章了。我不会写文章，我就堆砌文字好了。所谓博客，我感觉就是记日记罢了，有事没事的来两句。我昨天晚上，来回穿梭在网络里，看一个朋友的博客日记，还贴了她的玉照。感情这位博客是小姐，这里的小姐不是那个意思哦。这位女博客说：她准备写两本书，第一本的名字叫《这书真黄》。里面没有多余的文字，只有一句话——省略一十万字。然后她还说了，就这书还要找个名人来作序，然后用最好的纸印刷封皮。哈哈，这就是博客的文字，居然人气特高。
我想，这博客的文字，就是开心自己。我要说，我没必要不得不说。我想写，我自己写自己的，你爱看不看，反正我就是自己开心码字。就这样！我觉得很好噢，谁也不要装大尾巴狼。那位作者是个北京小妞，大概二十出头吧，一副混不吝的样子，这让我懂了一个道理，哎呀，博客的文字还可以这样写，过瘾！小说家莫言看完了《百年孤独》以后，大彻大悟的说：“原来小说也可以这样写！”我现在也悟道了，不要什么样子货，不要拉开架子抒情。
我想到的，我就写了，博起谁都能，不光男生。 我博起只关我自己的事，你能把我怎么的？还能把我吃了？

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05/11/21

新焚书坑儒

这几天心血来潮，给自己的凉台装修了。把原来四面漏风的钢窗彻底换掉了。正经过也算是一个小工程。为了冬季保温和隔音，我早想整理一下凉台了。我的凉台除了凉衣服的架子一个山地车外，靠在里头的全是书籍了。
我用木头做了一个架子，本来有一个竹子的书架，可我的书多，双排放也不放不下，屋子里头我不愿意摆，我喜欢大空间的屋子布局。因为书架放不下，我索性给处理了。自己动手钉制一个简易的大书架。不管什么图书我都一古脑的塞进去。要找资料了，就从底下翻起，每次很麻烦。我的书架，下面是杂志，各类都有，什么大众电影，小说月刊，读者，建筑方面的的，设计方面的，还有文学期刊花城等等吧，五花八门。买的时间也不同，最早的有上个世纪七几年的。我原来有个习惯，这书只要到了我手里，坚决不能流失走的。可这次为了美观大方，我忍痛给处理了全部的杂志，有些杂志，我为了阅读方便，都自己动手合订上。比如那五本《艺术设计》的合订本，我是从一个朋友手里“拿”来的。当时闲得没事情做，就到这个朋友那里去玩儿，看到桌子上放着好几本这样的期刊，一问才知道是朋友的女儿教学时候用的，用完了谁也没当回事情。我随手翻阅，一看挺好看，杂志刊载了好多艺术方面的板块。我就给借走了，这一走我就据为己有，一个星期读下来，挺好看，里面的纸张是铜版纸，还有好多的彩色油画摄影，还讲了设计方面的构思，我找来乳胶和牛皮纸，用自己做的一个手钻准备给书钻孔。我把这五本书码放着整齐，在书的左侧打好铅笔线，再要大空的地方划个十字。
我最开动手合订，都是图省事，使用个大钉子楞往下砸书，结果不理想，因为那钉子要往树立挤，都把书给挤涨的断开了边，我就改用手钻来钻。这用手钻的动作，很像古代的钻木取火。我的手钻也是自己造的，把一个大好的铅丝，给截断了，把头挫出锋利的尖，尖上还需要挫出四个面的棱来，铅丝的另一端挝成一个不大的圆形，好用手能握着方便。我用锥子尖对准那铅笔划的十字，就来回的转动手腕儿，慢慢的一个窟窿就出来了。现在公司的会计作帐都是用电钻打孔了。每本书都钻好了，我用铜丝穿过这几本书，勒好了以后，用钳子把多出来的头砸进书的侧面，外面再用牛皮纸糊好，用毛笔或签字笔写上书名。凉台的杂志上面，就是对方的图书了。以前的凉台的窗户密封不好，冬天可以把细细的尘土吹进凉台，我凉台上的书，就挺脏了。每次摆弄的时候，手总是会黑的。不过的就是这些书，我对它们都有感情，码放起来的这一摞书，不看书名，只要从另侧扫一眼，根据书的纸张厚度，翻阅的次数，还有纸质的黄白，我就能知道书的名字了。这些书大部分是购买的，少数的跟杂志一样是平时讨来的。
为了这次凉台的更换窗户，我卖了所有的杂志还不行，还有大量的图书堆在那里。我只好流血扔书。开始我还好心的问邻居谁要，结果都没人搭理我，我一生气，开仍！红与黑，三个火枪手，嘉莉姐妹，简爱等等吧，都扔了。我将想，这秦始皇的焚书，也就我这样吧。等吧那些大部头的书，都装在塑料口袋里，拎着去了楼下的废品收购站！
我这次鼓捣图书，也发现我的图书大致有文学一类，完了就是英语了。我现在才奇怪，我从中学开始学习英文，到现在还是不过关。有每日英语，英语九百句等等。我才知道，往脑子里记得太少了。老师当初教的时候，自己挺用心的学，可回头就都交给了老师了。我除了运气之外，还发现一个现象，就是钱钟书当时为什么提出横扫清华图书馆的理论。过世的这个老先生，据他的同学记载，当时他的阅读量很大，每周都从图书馆借来一摞书，看完了还回去，接着借。据说他的图书收藏特少，他是清华的龙，那时曹禺是清华的虎，趴在图书馆自习室写的《雷雨》，不知道那时曹禺先生是不是也有这个习惯。那个清华的图书室，我还去过，不过看到的是好多学生在做功课。大学里的老师，算是儒。我记得清楚地有一个教授国际金融的女讲师，特有水准。还有统计学的和教授英文函电的女老师，都印象深刻。金融课女老师上来就讲国家背负美元外债，需要国内每个公民均摊多少，一个国家的金融风险系数是多少等等。那位教授英文函电的女老师，那时还是双学历的讲师，在和一个帅气的男生恋爱，每次她都给我们加课，那是真正免费的。讲完了课，那个男孩子就骑个打好的摩托接她来。给我印象深的，就是这几位“儒”。讲课不好，让人昏昏欲睡的也有，不过多是在夏天。
说着说着跑题了，哈哈。接着说凉台，经过几天的艰苦，完工了。我的图书也剩下很少一些了，我想这不要紧，我打算以后多阅读，少藏书。现在我的凉台，密封、隔音。但有时，站在凉台上远眺，心里对那些失去的图书还有些恋旧。引用《从百草园到三味书屋》的一句话结束吧：“……总而言之：我将不能常到百草园了。Ade，我的蟋蟀们！Ade，我的覆盆子们和木莲们！……”

唐朝国庆
05/11/21

Monkey Subdues The Demon

The monk Xuan Zang is on the way to seek the Buddhist scriptures[经典], accompanied[伴友] by his three disciples, Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy. They come to a big mountain as dusk is falling and monkey goes to get something for them to eat. The White-Bone Demon disguises as a girl with bread, trying to lure[迷惑] the three men. At that time Monkey returns and “kills” her. Then the Demon disguises as an old man and an old woman, but all are “killed” by Monkey. Xuan Zang and Pigsy cannot distinguish the Demon, get very angry at what Monkey has done. Xuan Zang even banishes Monkey has done. Xuan Zang even banishes Monkey back to his birthplace. After that, the Demon captures the monk and Sandy. Knowing his own limitations, Pigsy has to seek Monkey’s help. With his brain, Monkey kills the Demon and saves out his master and fellw disciple, Sandy. The four go on their way to India.

人民邮电出版社2000年08月04日

SERVE THE PEOPLE

This speech was delivered by Comrade Mao Tse-tung at a memorial meeting for Comrade Chang Szu-teh(Comrade Chang Szu-teh was a soldier in the Guards Regiment of the Central Committee of the Chinese Communist Party. A member of Communist Party who loyally served the interests of the people, he joined the revolution in 1933, took part[参加] in the Long March and was wounded in service.[公伤] On September 5, 1944, when making charcoal in the mountains of Ansai County, northern Shensi, he was killed by the sudden collapse of a kiln.), held by departments directly under the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China[中共中央直属机关].

September 8th 1944

Our Communist Party and the Eighth Route and New Fourth Armies led by our Party are battalions[营；大军] of the revolution. These battalions of ours are wholly dedicated[奉献] to the liberation of the people and work entirely in the people and work entirely in the people’s interests[pl.利益].Comrade Chang Szu-the was in the ranks[一员] of these battalions.
All men must die, but death can vary in its significance. The ancient Chinese writer Szuma Chien(Szuma Chien, the famous Chinese historian of the 2nd century B.C., was the author of the historical Records. The quotation comes from his “Reply to Jen Coaching’s letter.”) said, ＂Though death befalls all men alike, it may be heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather.＂To die for the people is heavier than Mount Tai, but to work for the fascists and die for the exploiters and oppressors is lighter than a feather. Comrade Chang Szu-teh died for the people, and his death is indeed heavier than Mount Tai.
If we have shortcomings, we are not afraid to have them pointed out and criticized [5], because we serve the people. Anyone, no matter who, may point out our shortcomings. If he is right, we will correct them. If what he proposes[提议] will benefit[益处] the people, we will act upon it. The idea of “better troops and simpler administration” was put forward by Mr. Ting-ming(Li Ting-Ming, an enlightened[开明] landlord of northern Shensi Province, was at one times elected Vice-Chairman of the Shensi-Kansu-Ningsia Border Region Government.), who is not a Communist. He made a good suggestion which is of benefit to the people, and we have adopted it. If, in the interests of the people, we persist[坚持] in doing what is right and correct what is wrong, our ranks will surely thrive[繁荣].
We hail from all corners of the country and have joined together for a common revolutionary objective. And we need the vast majority of the people with us on the road to this objective. Today, we already lead base areas（This was the total population of the Shensi-Kansu-Ningsia Border Region and all other Liberated Areas in northern, central and southern China.） with a population of 91 million, but this is not enough; to liberate the whole nation more are needed. In times of difficulty we must not lose sight of our achievements[成绩] must see the bright future and must pluck up our courage. The Chinese people are suffering; it is our duty to save them and we must exert ourselves in struggle. Wherever there is struggle there is sacrifice[牺牲], and death is a common occurrence. But we have the interests of the people and the sufferings of the great majority a heart, and when we die for the people it is a worthy death. Nevertheless[不过], we should do our best to avoid[职务] unnecessary sacrifices. Our cadres must show concern[关怀] for every soldier, and all people in the revolutionary ranks must care for each other, must love and help each other.
Form now on, when anyone in our ranks who has done some useful work dies, be he soldier or cook, we should have a funeral ceremony and a memorial meeting in his honour. This should become the rule. And it should be introduced among the people as well. When someone dies in a village, let a memorial meeting be held. In this way we express our mourning[悲痛] for the dead and unite[团结] all the people.

By Mao Tse-tung

有种情感叫思念（代序）

在五月的这个节日里，不用工作了，博客的显要地方也打出：“国家法定放假七天。”

猛然不用起早贪黑辛苦劳作的日子，舒服的睡个懒觉再起来，一种舒适的情绪慢慢感染了全身，让平日的疲惫，沉浸在这个文字中，心灵停泊在得到了一个暂时休憩的港湾。只是似乎部分的思绪仍然挂靠在那份生活的快节奏上，依旧保持了火车进站后的些许惯性。

寂寞让女孩如此美丽，有时是种无法抵御的魅力，有位佳人，在水一方。寂寞和凄凉是双胞胎，在凄凉的时候，头脑里面会产生出很多的遐想，各种思绪纷纷萦绕在周围纷乱的氛围中，剥离开这种思绪，只剩下一种情绪叫思念。

也许我的个性使然，容易让人产生距离感，也更容易敏感的滋生出一份从内心喷涌出来的落寞。但我想寂寞是短暂的，因为人与人的情感才是恒久的的主题。因为暂时的凄凉，所以从关心你的对方的瞳孔中来看，那份孤独就显得凝重长久一些。但是，短暂的孤独可以净化一个人的心灵，如果你是我的好友，虽然我们很久时间没有见面，那我们就在网络上分享这份寂寞。叫思念的这种情感，好似水中绽放的睡莲，满湖池水，如同托起睡莲的平凡日子。

整理自己的一些笔记，回想朋友的跟帖，那文字依旧留恋失去的情怀。有些在博克看到朋友在抒发自己心灵的文字，阅读的快感，会让我感受到朋友的情谊恍若眼前。这里没有大家，有的只是平凡的人，平凡的帖，虽然情节不曲折复杂，但背后那份真诚的心情，却跃然屏幕上，我仿佛触摸得到。

电脑前的小射灯，灯丝在燃烧。我感到这时的灯下文字，无端有些词语暧昧，句子也有些婉约哀伤，浅显的如同跳跃的小溪竟有几分俏皮的华丽。

真诚希望能有一个人陪伴我这份孤独寂寞，也许古人的红袖添香的感觉同出一辙的需求。阅读和孤独的写作，总让我有些心境止水的彷徨，咖啡凉了，心也冷了，冬日走过了法国邮政旧址，那座结实的平房，依旧盘旋在我的脑海里面，挥之不去。我也走过落满橡树叶的使馆区，走在上面的沙沙脚步，总让我怀念昔日的朋友，跟他们闹过别扭，跟他们呢真诚的争吵，就在我孤独的时候，闯荡在文字的中间的时候：我想祈祷一下，只要你们过的平安么？

有一种朋友之间的友情——叫思念。在这个节日，伴随我的不会再是忧伤的音乐，和天使挥舞着她手上的魔法棒了，因为我在节日多了一份扯不断的牵挂。也许，这种思念是多余的，因为我们同在这世界上，本来没有什么分离，何况情谊绵绵，藕断丝连。


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